1. Microwave Oven — yeah, “lightwaves.” OK, sure. 2. The Magnetic Strip — but where’s the money?! 3. The Walkman — why would you walk around in public with things jammed in your ears? Does it even record? 4. Hair Dryer — sounds pretty vain. 5. Mouse — ha, next thing you know, we’re just going to touch the screen. 6. GPS — what is this, a McCarthy spy investigation? lol 7. Remote Control — so there’s just NO knob anymore? 8. Webcam — hmmmm… seems pre-recorded 9. Electric Toothbrush — oh, sure, a bunch of wires in my mouth? Thanks but no thanks. 10. Can Opener — ummm, I think we have this figured out already, thank you very much. 11. ATM — sounds like Pandora’s box of thievery. 12. Video Games — make sense, but I doubt it’s more fun than playing outside. 13. Digital Pet — doesn’t make sense, definitely less fun than playing outside. 14. Mobile Phone — sounds like a nuisance.